Insult my family one more time and I’ll make you wish your life being ruined was the worse thing that was gonna happen.
I was kidding Kasey. You wouldn’t make me go back to the lightsaber.
Saturday Night Live.
Since you’re doubting me, I think I should.
God you’re a nerd.
That wasn’t nice.
Aw, I’m sorry. Thanks.
Whatever Saturdays still beat Fridays in my opionion.
Yeah, even I get lost sometimes.
Whatever? Maybe you can just go back to having a lightsaber with you in bed if I’m so whatever to you.
So why are Saturdays so much better?
Why can’t I be the alpha?
Because you’re tiny, innocent, and not as intimidating as me. You’re like a kicked fucking panda.
Saturdays are better.
Uh, no. Friday is the night when all the parties begin and the fun starts. But Saturday nightly specials brought to you by yours truly are awesome too, or so I’m assuming because I’m awesome.
And this Doctor Who stuff is really confusing for the record.
..because you’ll be getting a phone call from meee?
I do the calling around here, I’m the alpha bitch. That too.