I HAVE COFFEE. EVERYTHING IS OKAY. YOU MAY ALL LIVE ANOTHER DAY.
Thankful that we stole land from the Indians, and we shove it in their face every year. I’m in the spirit, very in it.
I wonder if I can just hide out while everyone else cleans the house and prepares for this damn holiday.
GET IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT, CHANG.
Aaah, fine then! What’s on the menu tonight?
Making shit for Thanksgiving. Fuck if I’m gonna make dinner.