SCHUESTER COMMA SUMMER.

Get your ass in here and help me make food.

4 months ago — and with 4 notes

alec-thestjames:

True, you could always put it that way.

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Hey, it very exciting! Don’t underestimate me. If I get really bored, I can always call my boyfriend and that makes life much more exciting. So yes, very exciting day. I think I heard you were in LA, how is that going?

That’s more like it. It’s going. My throne of amazing and peasants here have missed me.

5 months agovia and source with 12 notes

erika-schuester:

Ah, crap, are we having a photo shoot? Let me go get my camera. 

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You bet, baby. Make sure to get me from my good side only.

5 months agovia and source with 12 notes

alec-thestjames:

Ew. So very glad I’m a guy.

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Absolutely nothing, well okay not exactly, I am watching cartoons and I was thinking of cooking breakfast but it’s remains plans. how about you very old Schuester?

That just means we’re badass bitches and will always be the best.

Sounds like you’re in for an exciting day. I’m fantastic.

5 months agovia and source with 12 notes

alec-thestjames:

That’s awful. I feel bad for you girls, it demands so much work and it’s just so society will accept you. Being a girl must suck.

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And you don’t even get periods.

What’s crackin’, mini St. James?

5 months agovia and source with 12 notes

alec-thestjames:

I have an existential question for you. Why would you put makeup on?  Like in general, why do girls put makeup on? image

To look even hotter than we already do. Bending to society’s whims.

5 months agovia and source with 12 notes

5 months ago — and with 12 notes

LAX is a bitch and a half.

eliellison:

A cab… then we will have at least twenty minutes to make-out on the way to the house.

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Awesome.

5 months agovia and source with 7 notes

LAX is a bitch and a half.

eliellison:

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So are we grabbin’ a cab or is one of your moms on it?

5 months agovia and source with 7 notes

LAX is a bitch and a half.

eliellison:

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5 months agovia and source with 7 notes






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