Get your ass in here and help me make food.
True, you could always put it that way.
Hey, it very exciting! Don’t underestimate me. If I get really bored, I can always call my boyfriend and that makes life much more exciting. So yes, very exciting day. I think I heard you were in LA, how is that going?
That’s more like it. It’s going. My throne of amazing and peasants here have missed me.
Ah, crap, are we having a photo shoot? Let me go get my camera.
You bet, baby. Make sure to get me from my good side only.
Ew. So very glad I’m a guy.
Absolutely nothing, well okay not exactly, I am watching cartoons and I was thinking of cooking breakfast but it’s remains plans. how about you very old Schuester?
That just means we’re badass bitches and will always be the best.
Sounds like you’re in for an exciting day. I’m fantastic.
That’s awful. I feel bad for you girls, it demands so much work and it’s just so society will accept you. Being a girl must suck.
And you don’t even get periods.
What’s crackin’, mini St. James?
I have an existential question for you. Why would you put makeup on? Like in general, why do girls put makeup on?
To look even hotter than we already do. Bending to society’s whims.
A cab… then we will have at least twenty minutes to make-out on the way to the house.
So are we grabbin’ a cab or is one of your moms on it?